The Down Comforter

Today I did something that I guess was pretty bad. This particular morning I decided that I should set my sights on the down comforter. The thing that initially caught my eye was this white tag sticking out, it said something like "Dry Clean Only" or "Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law", I don't quite remember. I decided that the tag just had to go and spent some time ripping it out. Well, you can only imagine my shock when ripping the tag off produced a small rip in the comforter. Of course I had to investigate and see what was inside the comforter. Once I got a big enough hole I grabbed the it with my teeth and shook as hard as I could and guess what came out? Feathers! A whole bunch of them! I tried eating them but they didn't taste very good, which made me mad so I shook the comforter even harder. And that's when David emerged from the bathroom and got really mad. He warned me that Amy would be furious and well...she was when she got home. David was so upset we didn't even get a picture of the bed or me covered in feathers. They didn't even thank me for taking off that bothersome tag...hmph!